The Berkeley College Republicans are hosting a "Pay-by-race" Bake Sale! How very creative! AND AND AND they're calling it the "Increase Diversity Bake Sale"!!!! No, really, this real. Really. It is supposed to be a protest of some affirmative action legislation in California. The bake sale will be held tomorrow and will charge white men $2, Asian men $1.50, Latino men $1, black men $0.75 and Native American men $0.25. All women will get $0.25 off those prices. You know what that means? It means Native women eat free, suckas!!! It's just like real life, all I have to do is walk up to any establishment and show them my Indian card and I get free food to go with my free education, my free health care, my free exemption from all taxes, and my millions of dollars in casino money! It is so AWESOME to be a Native woman in this country, lemme tell you!
OK Native women living near Berkeley, please please please do this for me:
Go up to the bake sale tomorrow, take all their food since it is free to you, then set up a table across the street and hold your own bake sale. Give all the proceeds to a Democrat of your choosing. Please send pictures/video!
P.S. Hey stupid Berkeley Republicans, if Native Women could all come to Berkeley for free/so easily, don't you think there'd be more of us there?